Weather effects in Finland vs. rest of the World:
+15C Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10C French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5C Italian cars won’t start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0C Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
-5C First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10C Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20C Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30C Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-50C Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it’s winter training.
-70C Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva vodka can’t be stored outdoors anymore.
-273C Absolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300C Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup
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